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有位朋友寄嘢俾我，用咗Royal Mail嘅Special Delivery Service，結果個Delivery係星期日中午一點，Royal Mail完全冇短訊通知。返到屋企，我收到一張卡，要去附近一個Mail Centre攞件，張卡個名寫住Mr. Gary。。

以下係我同Royal Mail個職員嘅真實對話。

🤓: I am coming to collect my package please. (然後俾張卡佢睇)

🤖: Any ID?

🤓: (我再俾埋Driving Licence佢睇)

🤖: Who is Gary? (指住張卡)

🤓:I am Gary, but it’s not on my passport.

🤖: Then who is Gary?

🤓:My English name is Gary, but it’s not on my passport. (距離返工遲到仲有15分鐘)

🤖: Yes, then you are not Gary!

🤓:I think you can look at the address on my driving licence, it’s the same as the card.

(車牌個地址同我收件地址一樣)

🤖: May be there is another Gary in your address.

🤓:Oh my god!

🤖: Don’t say oh my god to me!

最後足足玩咗15分鐘😤

其實粗口我識好多，一定唔只Oh my god!